People. These are either friends or pleasant hallucinations.

XenIot. pseudo-host.

aLf. pseudo-freak.

nyquil. pseudo-pseudonymn.

johnny. pseudo-eponymous.

Phil. fucking margaritas.

Beefman. too much beef.

DroMon. andronymous.

Jeff Dairiki, Arno Hollosi, SteveWainstead, Php Wiki authors