it’s under your door. It’s better that way. I would send it by FedEx but they check packages more often these days. Plus the delivery guy might be cute. Do you lean that way, anyway? What if he remembers you with since you will undoubtedly open the door in your boxers and nothing else. and you absolutely must not be seen with me now

How boring the world is. No one needs these any more and if they do they’re old liverspotted businessmen who can’t sleep at night because they think they’re too rich. you aint rich enough, I always tell them and charge twice as much. otherwise they’d be running it, see. money always tries to protect itself and when a lot of money gets together and thinking it tries to buy the whole thing instead of a fake, well you know.

So what do you need it for, baby, anyway? where you going that they won’t sell you a ticket

don’t call

k