—Begin PGA Message—- xeeboo and the world of nonsense —-End PGA Message—-

so, as I was saying, they encrypted xeeboo. or rather, they tried to. it really didn’t work, because in truth (and in sooth) xeeboo was an infinitely complex being and could never be encrypted completely. little bits and pieces of xeeboo kept on hanging out of the encrypto-matic, and whenever they tried to stuff one part back in another one would pop out somewhere else. they kept doing this for hours and hours, and eventually started hiring people off the street to lend their hands to it. eventually it became a national form of entertainment, and a game show, and a reality-based TV show, and even Ted Koppel had something to say about it.

what did xeeboo think of all this? well, he wrote a bestseller while he was stuck in the encryptomatic. unfortunately it was encrypted, and no one could figure out what it meant. eventually, though, they had to let him out so he could appear on Oprah.