see, there was this government plot (we won’t say which government, of course, but suffice it to say that there was a word that started with the same letter as “Antelope” in its name) to prevent people from interacting in a non-governmentally sanctioned manner. so they decided to encrypt all their citizens. you wouldn’t be allowed to eat breakfast with, talk to, or fuck anyone unless you had the right decryption key. something to do with protecting copyrights and keeping kids from seeing naked people or having sex while on ecstacy. so with some minor modifications to a popular encryption protocol, they tried to encrypt their first test subject, who happened to be xeeboo xeeboo (whose last encounter with the so-called “Lord of One-Word Syllables” hadn’t turned out so well). They didn’t have to use a very big encryption key because xeeboo was small, round, and furry, and didn’t have a lot of auto-correlation. or so they thought….(tune in next week for the next exciting episode, kids, but make sure mom and dad decrypt your brains first)

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