Q. How do holograms work?// A. Much like beer, they work by interference.

Q. Why would you need technique?// A. You don’t. It just comes in handy when you actually want to say something.

Q. Who are you?// A. I can’t really answer that.

Q. Do anything with the banjo?// A. Not much. I pick on it once in a while when I’m depressed.

Q. Is there any way it could all be blamed on soandso?// A. It wasn’t a total loss.

Q. Where do you live?// A. In a house with a dog and three other people.

Q. What’s Norwegian shag?// A1. A blend of tobacco.

Q. Where did you buy it?// A. The Pub, in Albany, CA.

Q. What’s your rating?// A. I won’t have one.

Q. Are you on Friendster?// A. Yes, although not immutably.