In italics, I instructed Irma in ideology. Irma is instinctually ideological. I informed: ‘It’s important, instead invest in intellectual ideology. Instinctual ideology is internal. Ideas inform, instruct, impel. Inhibited inside. Imitation is impossible. Interdict imprisonment. Internalism is illusion. I imagine inexistence? It’s impossible.’

Irma, irritated, interjected: ‘Images invade ideas. I idealize, imagine, inheriting inimics. Is inheritance inappropriate? Images issue inevitably. Impartially? Idolatry! Ideology is imbecilic idolatry.’

Irked, I immolated Irma. Impudent instigator.