I have no idea how to contact these people. Either they don’t answer their email or I don’t know what it is. I’ve either offended them greatly and unwittingly or just been too lazy to keep in touch.

The truth is that my feline attachments do not work out well with my canine heart. Maybe some of these people will search for their names and find me here.

There are no ex-girlfriends on this list. That is a wholly different problem.

• Caroline Johnson
• Nicole, from organic chemistry
• Midori (Wilson) Seppa
• Yuji Mishina
• Bryan Cutler
• Dan Rasay
• Elise Anderson
• Danielle Dion
• Joseph Azar
• Celeste Nelson
• Paul Johnson Jones
• Ben Brower

and from alaska - Forest Bateman - David MacDonald - Jason, Josh, or really any of the Hepakoskis - Travis Lamb - Travis or Trask Hedges - Rob Fisk