–So what do you do? (bored)

–Well, on Mondays I’m a movie director, Tuesdays a poet. Wednesdays are for science, and on Thursdays my cynicism finds its outlet through philosophy, so that by Friday I’m drinking, Saturday I’m completely loaded, and Sundays I have to save for lying. I’m a creature of regular habits, you understand. Every other week or so I ask the most beautiful woman I can find on a somewhat irregular date. We go for a walk in the city during rush hour and tell each other what the people we see are thinking.

–So what am I thinking?

–Well, normally I’m an expert on the men.